February 6th, 2012 at 11:54AM

The Daily Show - Matthew McConaughey Pt. 2

Happy Bortday, Squeela!

Hope you have many years to enjoy your goat.

(part 1)

2 notes #daily show#Matthew McConaughey#loco polotus#2001
February 6th, 2012 at 11:33AM

notkimbendix started following you

9 notes #notkimbendix#it's only weird if you think of it in an unflattering way
February 6th, 2012 at 10:38AM
notkimbendix: MAYBE YOU AR A ASS HOLE AND PREFER TIKKER TAPE PARADES FOR SPOILT MILLIONAR PRINCESSES HEPPED ON THERE EGOS (AND HGH), BUT SOM OF US STILL PREFER TO FUCKING THRASH.  MY BROS IN SKULL WILL BE CAVING IN HEDS TONITE AT TRASH BAR SO BE THER. Reminds me of the time I tried to buy a beer at Trash Bar during happy hour, but the bartender refused to sell me one because they were giving away free PBR and it was the most sad I’ve ever been as a grown man.

notkimbendix:

MAYBE YOU AR A ASS HOLE AND PREFER TIKKER TAPE PARADES FOR SPOILT MILLIONAR PRINCESSES HEPPED ON THERE EGOS (AND HGH), BUT SOM OF US STILL PREFER TO FUCKING THRASH. 

MY BROS IN SKULL WILL BE CAVING IN HEDS TONITE AT TRASH BAR SO BE THER.

Reminds me of the time I tried to buy a beer at Trash Bar during happy hour, but the bartender refused to sell me one because they were giving away free PBR and it was the most sad I’ve ever been as a grown man.

2 notes Source: notkimbendix
February 6th, 2012 at 8:12AM
Some point in the future we’ll have to have a twicker tape parade because where the hell we gonna find enough tweets?

Some point in the future we’ll have to have a twicker tape parade because where the hell we gonna find enough tweets?

6 notes #NY Giants are why you can't go *points to crotch* downtown tomorrow
February 6th, 2012 at 8:04AM

I’m only listening to Lil B to further ruin things thank you for listening this is happening.

4 notes #I'd highlight this post but Tumblr needs to use bitcoins because that shit's untraceable
February 6th, 2012 at 7:53AM

There’s really no way to enjoy Lil B in a post-megaupload world.

3 notes #I GOTTA PAY $9 BUCKS FOR THIS?!
February 6th, 2012 at 7:37AM

Downloading all the Lil Bs I can find.

5 notes #THANK YOU BASED PEALER AND BASED BORT
February 5th, 2012 at 10:58PM

Dear NFL Super Bowl,

 You forgot the Skrillex. You suck.

Sincerely,
The Internet

5 notes #DIE IN A FIRE
February 5th, 2012 at 10:33PM
Fuck you, Super Bowl

Fuck you, Super Bowl

13 notes Source: fitbit.com #6h057 is a blogger who talks about his diet#LOOK AT THAT FUCKING SODIUM
February 5th, 2012 at 2:01PM
I wonder how much longer I’ll have to explain the Tumblr dashboard to people when I meet them for the first time and they ask me what I blog about.

I wonder how much longer I’ll have to explain the Tumblr dashboard to people when I meet them for the first time and they ask me what I blog about.

7 notes Source: awpoops #I blog about calling people trash