February 2012
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WatchThe Daily Show - Matthew McConaughey Pt. 2
Happy Bortday, Squeela!
Hope you have many years to enjoy your goat.
(part 1)
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notkimbendix started following you
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I’m only listening to Lil B to further ruin things thank you for listening this is happening.
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There’s really no way to enjoy Lil B in a post-megaupload world.
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Downloading all the Lil Bs I can find.
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Dear NFL Super Bowl,
You forgot the Skrillex. You suck.
Sincerely, The Internet
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“[Javin] James claims after he yelled at the [NYPD], they tried to make sure he...”
– Eyewitness To Bronx Police Beating Claims The Officers Then Went After Him - NY1.com
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rendit replied to your video: Soundgarden - The Day I Tried To Live — In honor…
Life used to be pure; remember double dutch?
Why does it have to be so damn tough?
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Liz Phair Del Rey
bmichael:
Take that, nerds:
You see, Lana Del Rey is exactly what I was hoping to inspire when I took on the male rock establishment almost twenty years ago with my debut record, “Exile In Guyville.”
Let me break it down for you: she’s writing herself into existence. She’s giving herself a part to play because, God knows, no one else will and she wants to matter in this life. As far as I...
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Had to refollow Jake Folgelnest because the internet is a dangerous place and Jake seems game enough to lead the way.
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theapiary started following you
This is important, you guys.
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hungryghoast replied to your post: There’s something about the little white lies of…
i was just talking about this ad w/ Paul which inspired me wondering: “how much nicer Improv Everywhere would be if they didn’t fucking record everything. if they recorded nothing.”
My brain just broke.
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There’s something about the little white lies of advertising that don’t just get brushed under the carpet, but become the carpet.
I worked on an ad/video a few years ago for a sports drink who sponsored a team to play in a stadium licensed by a competing drink company. Aside from the camera guys cutting around all the enormous billboards in the stands, it was nauseating to see all the...
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There’s a special kind of hell when you decide to make risotto when you’re really hungry.
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drinkyourjuice replied to your photo: Drinkyourjuice is pretty awesome, if you didn’t…
what the actual fuck is this.
It’s kind of like when Zach Galifianakis’ cousin was pitching him ideas about a pug dog in a sail suit at their relative’s funeral and Zach was like “Um, we’re at a funeral” but then later he used that material when he interview Sean Penn.
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2012
So I’m trying to figure out backstory to the Komen Foundation thing and I google their name only to find Google News has EVERYTHING THAT IS HORRIBLE ON THE INTERNET with 12,000 words on the subject
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drinkyourjuice:
None of that matters, though. Fuck an aesthetic. I just wanna breathe rill smooth.
I read this whole post and had only one thought:
Just drown everything in sriracha.
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Not to eat. Just fucking drown everything.