November 2009
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Wearing a Hustler hoodie to the n+1 feminist panel.
brb
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baxterp2:
Ladies - An AA battery recharger. It’s the gift that keeps on giving.
Rechargeable batteries? Heathen.
No One in Particular
natashavc:
p.s. Gentlemen readers, take note: part of being a ‘man’ is NEVER referring to a grown ass woman as ‘dude’ in a i -just-need-some-space-one-sentence- email. FYI.
Then how else am I gonna make a sly reference to the shit stuck to a horse’s ass?
BustedTee shirt idea submission
amandalynferri:
CARPET MUNCHERS INC - then under that two dike lesbians in a bikini eating a roll of carpet unrolled munching on that…then underneath a phone number: Dial: 1900-get-a man.
god bless our customers.
How will we know they’re dike lesbians? Rainbow bikinis? SCUM written across their chests? LGBT flyers? Have them be chased by a pack of poorly-dressed men hoisting SLRs above...
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My Annual Guide To Holiday Romance
kapi0:
Lube and a box of tissues.
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youngmanhattanite:
Was thinking of going to n+1’s feminism panel at, uh, The Kitchen.
Boom. Doing it.
maura:
“DISCLAIMER: With fire, flying bodies, swinging guitars and more, someone WILL get hurt at this show.
It might be you. More likely, it will be a member of the band. Attend at your own risk.” — From a press release about this Friday’s Dillinger Escape Plan show at the Crazy Donkey. In Farmingdale!! LONG IIIIIIIISLANNNNNNDDDDDD
Every show I got to there seems to be a mosh pit (yes,...
[reset]
Fixed it.
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xgetsthesquare:
I had a terrible day. This just cheered me up. :)
Then it probably won’t help to tell you that the drink will be a bowl of liquor from The Rust Knot because they set that shit on fire and let you share it 4 ways with straws. That won’t be the worst part because every douchebag in that place will pretend to know what your talking about then tell you to check out his...
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georgiaisyourfriend:
*subject to changing my mind if I actually win.
This pretty much sums up the internet, everyone on it.
funsize:
1. Avoid any boy who reblogs and/or hearts your posts too much. He’s an attention pimp.
I believe the term is hustling backwards. As in, working towards losing credibility.
Fake manliness is easy to spot from far away.
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will blog for $.
nedhepburn:
email me. put me on retainer.
Fixed it.
Gang Tweets Of New York →
soupsoup:
The city’s street gangs are becoming tweet gangs.
Manhattan’s young thugs have turned to Twitter, and the cops who track them are fast behind, the Daily News has learned.
It’s old-school crime meets new technology: attacks being plotted - and thwarted - 140 characters at a time.
One investigator recently warned parents and teens that the bastion of OMG and LOL has been infiltrated by...
newsweek:
We would love to see a Krugman/Cheney/Palin primary debate…
I feel there’s a Empire Strikes Back mashup in the making here…
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Blogging is the new stripping.
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Memes For The Mindless
I really dig how the real meaning of Black Friday is lost on the masses that chant its refrain. A little introspection into the term would allow you to realize it’s what retailers refer to ‘in the black’, as in financially sound. It’s an accounting term, shortened to whip-up some snappy jargon. We be the robbery, or whatever. But as you pass the tablets down from Sinai you...
Dearest Internet friends:
Stop writing such good stuff. I have shit to do today.
That’s all. And help yourself to some pie in the fridge.
— 6h057
Jason Reitman
doree:
said in a Q&A afterwards that he had placed ads in the local papers saying that he was shooting a documentary about people who had been laid off, and when the people showed up for their “audition,” he never told them that their wrenching confessions of what it felt like to be laid off were going to be not in a documentary about the economy, but a $25 million feature film.
You know...
I think I love the Black Dahlia Murder.
“I did not come here to make a film about penguins.”
– Herzog, on making Encounters At The End Of The World
(via phil)
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Seriously, though, quit, it is beyond fucking...
(via alexbalk)
SHUT DOWN THE INTERNET EVERYONE GO HOME
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youngmanhattanite:
The difference between blogging and journalism.
Why buy the bull when you get the sex(t) for free?
Why Dick Cheney Should Run in 2012 →
newsweek:
Meacham makes the case
Something about returning to the scene of the crime to be arrested.
need tips on quick things to do in the evening in...
(via krispayne)
Don’t die
Be awesome
youngmanhattanite:
doree:
After nearly two (!) years using Tumblr, I’ve updated my theme to Manasto’s Other News. And a real photo, of me! Not my dog!
Since Doree has always been our Tumblr muse, we’ve followed suit and installed the same theme. (Hey, notes and tags!) And has it really been that long? My god, it has.
Shake it more than twice and you’re playing with it.
youngmanhattanite:
Glenn Greenwald, not a fan of Jon Meacham:
Jon Meacham tells a funny, original joke: liberals react to his column urging Cheney to run by “spitting out their lattes” http://tr.im/G5S5
In the dictionary under “Desperately Trolling for Traffic” there should be a link to Jon Meacham’s column urging Cheney to run for President
Like many things, this would deeply confuse Jon...
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A $3 Trillion Dollar Game of Gotcha →
I just gave the finger to the television in front...
baxterp2:
Because it was an SNL rerun with James Franco and FUCK THAT GUY.
James Franco misheard you.
The Lemonheads - It’s A Shame About Ray
