January 2010
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In The Year Two Thousand
onefootinthegrave: I read the wikipedia of The Year Two Thousand to try and remind my stupid self what the hell happened, other than the collective Brain Fart of Bush/Gore 2000.  Apparently someone set off an IED in front of Barclay’s on Wall Street in February.  Can I say It Was Better When IEDs targeted bankers rather than rednecks?  Rage Against the Machine played Wall Street In The Year Two...
Jan 1st
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How To Make A Meme
Part I: Phrase Find something you heard once, vaguely remember, or just thought up by combining two concepts that don’t occur naturally together Post often using the phase, misspelling helps If some one asks you where you heard it from, claim an important blogger If someone accuses you of stealing, remind them the internet isn’t for butt-hurt babies If your meme is offensive...
Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
chrismohney: Believe me, 10 minutes is way too long to sit on that sofa. Chiggers?
Jan 1st
whatcriscilikes: Happy New Years Eve to everyone in my Internet.  In honor of this often disappointing but never boring holiday, I share with you my NYE tattoo (placement based on proximity to my heart). 31.12.2003 is the date that someone very close to me past away.  He died at 5AM NYE morning.  Since 2003, I have had pretty shaky NYE celebrations (although I now know that there is...
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December 2009
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Later
him: What the fuck is your problem?
me: What do you mean?
him: Talking to my girl like that. Who told you it was okay to do that?
me: Internet.
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The last 3 days
Everyone else: What are you doing New Years Eve/this weekend/next week? Are you going to stay here? Me: I’m going back to New York BECAUSE THAT’S WHERE ALL MY STUFF IS
Dec 31st
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Dec 29th
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The Tyler Coates™ Experience
justsayjolie: You know what bloggers don’t do enough of?   Throw parties in honor of themselves.   BUT ALL OF THAT WILL CHANGE IN THIS BOLD NEW DECADE! Please join me and the rest of the entire Internet to celebrate The Life and Times of Tyler Coates.   Where: Destination Bar, 211 Avenue A @ 13th Street When: 15 January 2010, 6pm-onward Why: Weren’t you listening? Sigh. 6pm? More like 9pm,...
Dec 29th
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ninety9: I know we’re going to hear for the next month how details would compromise our national security, but have they figured out what the ‘explosive device’ was? They first reported it as fireworks. So what was it? The Awl’s readership mixed with equal parts frozen orange juice.
Dec 27th
(shots recalled) Biting memes is like rocking your man’s drawers on club night.
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Dec 21st
“There were so many cheetahs at that party. And they were all dudes.”
– Comment from last Thursday night (via All The Cool Kids)
Dec 21st
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ninety9: youngmanhattanite: fimoculous: I believe this is the lost final chapter to The Great Gatsby. Let’s go with the most obvious caption: “Arbeit Macht Frei” I would have gone with an eye of the needle sort of thing. Right before social media died.
Dec 21st
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asie: Welcome to the world little Mira Neva <3 Cuteness, to be devoured.
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brianvan: “Who’d have known Wilford Brimley would outlive Brittany Murphy?” -Carolyn
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