Happy Mother’s Dayyyyyyy yyyyyy yyyyyyyy
The Chemical Brothers - Brothers Gonna Work It Out
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Nobody’s closing me out of my business…
After studying comedy for ____ months, the only thing I’ve learned is when a woman is politely laughing at a joke.
Just added a term to Tumblr Savior instead of Googling it when I right clicked.

hellaposer said: Sorry dude, I had some extra eggs and was low on gas. I intended to leave the eggs as a barter offering for the gas, but after inhaling fumes trying to get the siphon going, throwing eggs at your car seemed like a better idea. Again, sorry!
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From the makers of Battleship and Reel Steel comes another board game movie. Written and directed by Mary Iampietro (@MaryIampietro) and myself (@ZachBroussard).
Just reblogging comedy videos all day.
Kris Humphries is a Douchebag from Funny or Die. With Kris Humphries, James Coker, Cathryn Mudon and Rick Shine. Written and Directed by Avin Das
“Sort of funny.” —The Washington Post
Should I waste my evening by staying in?
Or should I waste my evening by going out?


