ON THE DAILY

• psyche: What do you really do on the internet?
• me: I contribute to the collective consciousness, adding thoughtful commentary to augment a unique point of view. My slightest efforts help build a better, more perfect environment. I am working towards the future and hope to be seen as an intellectual pioneer when that time comes.
• psyche: So... You wanna go check out Red Tube?
• me: Fuck yeah!