- me: I think I'm gonna start folling Gary Vee and just like all his shit...
- me: someday
- him: what for?
- me: Gary
- me: ?
- me: just cause
- me: girls w'be all like, "Why you follow Gary V?"
- me: and I'd be all like, "Here, have some wine..."
- me: and then I'd pour an imaginary bottle
- me: into their not-holding-a-glass hand
- me: and then smile
- me: and call out flustered, "THERE'S NO ROOFIES IN THAT!"
- him: no roofies
- me: Roofie jokes, not roofies...
- him: roofie a cat and put duct tape on it
- him: THEN rape it
- me: AND WIN THE INTERNET
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