MARRY ME?
It seems Urlesque is hiring freelance writers (snap, experienced writers?). While this is a dream come true it leaves me with the arduous task of writing a resume. I haven’t written a proper one in years .
Maybe I can just name drop and tell them the time Whoopie Goldberg caught me in her bathroom (don’t worry, I didn’t commence with any activity), or the time I got Lou Reed a Diet Coke. That stuff counts, right?
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carlovely answered:
more like diet cock amirite?
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mdtepsic answered:
Definitely yes.
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theabstract answered:
lou reed, maybe. but i would def leave whoopi goldberg out… btw, did that really happen?!
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thatgirlallison answered:
Yeah, sure, I’ll marry you. I guess…
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