andrearosen:

Happy Memes-giving.

Famous Thanksgiving Memes:

• Leftover turkey sandwich meme
• Guess who got a job at your old high school meme
• He’s been like that ever since he (air quotes) came out of the closet meme
• Quiet, inner-rage meme
• I know he’s sitting next to me, I want you to ask him to pass the corn meme
• No one can find the power cord to the slide projector meme
• I’m fine, why do you ask? meme
• Baby screaming in the next room, young aunt rolls her eyes (god forbid she raises a child like that) meme
• Aunt with screaming kid sees younger aunt rolling her eyes, secretly wishes infertility on her meme
• Steve Martin running into room with big, white vibrator he mistook as a light switch in the dark meme
• The things your grandfather talks about when he’s had too many to drink meme
• The word your 7 year old cousin learned when he was left unattended for 20 minutes while that contractor finished putting in the drop ceiling in the basement meme
• Jesus Christ I don’t care where the hell you are or what you want to do I will go watch the shittiest movie at AMC just to get out of this house and away from these people meme
• Oh, look, It’s A Wonderful Life is on again meme
• He’s just doing it for attention meme
• The things she took before she left me for the kids’ gym teacher meme
• What are you tweeting on the Facebook about? meme
• Oh, guess who just died (grandparent edition) meme
• You’d never believe who just got pregnant (teenage cousin edition) meme
• Things you’ve done wrong your whole life meme
• Candied yam secrets meme
• Half-way through a game of Monopoly meltdown meme
• Oh, Jesus I made the slaw with expired cream… Everyone to the hospital! meme
• Uncle who can’t get it together knowing more about music than you and telling you how to get music for free off the internet meme
• Mummers stopping by meme
• Saving a plate for your cousin who had to close at the supermarket meme
• Santigold meme
• Aunts in the kitchen talking, men on the porch sitting in silence watching football meme
• So-and-so asshole boyfriend who always comes over and bores everybody with his bullshit meme
• Oh, that’s great but we have to get up early in the morning meme
• Oh, are you going shopping for Black Friday? meme
• No, we just need to leave. Now. meme