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I had a terrible day. This just cheered me up. :)

Then it probably won’t help to tell you that the drink will be a bowl of liquor from The Rust Knot because they set that shit on fire and let you share it 4 ways with straws. That won’t be the worst part because every douchebag in that place will pretend to know what your talking about then tell you to check out his Facebook group “Things we did in Cancun”. Most of the content will consist of them dressing up like Zach Galifianakis and calling each other fag. If you’re lucky, you’ll suffer some traumatic shock (Jacob’s Ladder style) which would reduce you to a whimpering fetal mass, curled up under the pool table only to be ‘encouraged’ to leave by the bouncer on duty, a guy who’s just trying to feed his kids and take out some inner-class rage whooping unruly banker ass.

Shit’s about to get real.