maura:

“DISCLAIMER: With fire, flying bodies, swinging guitars and more, someone WILL get hurt at this show. It might be you. More likely, it will be a member of the band. Attend at your own risk.”

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From a press release about this Friday’s Dillinger Escape Plan show at the Crazy Donkey. In Farmingdale!! LONG IIIIIIIISLANNNNNNDDDDDD

Every show I got to there seems to be a mosh pit (yes, even at The Thermals) and yet despite my biggest fear (getting punched directly in the mouth) (probably something left over from having braces for a long time as a kid) every concert I’ve been to has been tame despite disclaim.

I ain’t ah-scard no more. Big metal show ain’t gonna hurt me.

(well, maybe not except for those off-duty cops who love metal and pushing around kids with black clothes and piercing) (you’re not fooling anybody, 40ish looking guy with a mustache)