Dear New York City:
I will be in you from January 15 - January 18.
I hope we have a lovely time.
xoxo,
Ty-Ty
YOU GUYS…WHO IS PLANNING THE MEETUP/WELCOME WAGON??
Pick your poison, Coates, and we’ll make it happen. IT’S ON.
edit: i have no idea what pick your poison means in this case. it just sounded right.
I just think it’s interesting he’s leaving the day before my birthday. BEST BIRTHDAY PRESENT EVER
edit: I don’t really care if Tyler is in town or not on my birthday, since I’m gonna spend it like I have been for the last 4 years. By passing out masturbating to an 80s workout video and eating an entire Entenmann’s bundt cake.
Something tells me Tyler would approve.
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