soupsoup:

alextypical:

I saw some dude wearing those shitty dan deacon dad glasses on Saturday and I made a mental note that I hated him. Are you kidding me? Why are you playing chicken with your face by wearing the Gallagher of glasses?

Here’s a question, when in the history of time has a broad looked at a dink wearing costume nerd glasses and thought to herself: “Man! I never thought of it, but I always wanted to fuck my dad circa 1987.”

So what, this guy actually marched into a store looking for zany glasses? He checked out a couple pairs and then he found his favourite and thought to himself: “HAHA. I look like a fucking loser! Sold.” What kind of faulty logic is that? Come to think of it, the idea that someone would pay money to turn that goofy frame into their full time, prescription glasses is just a sign to the rest of the world that their junk is off limits. So I guess in some way I’m thankful.

Bla bla bla, I’m too judgemental. Of course I am! At some point in my life I will probably consider letting a man impregnate me. Do you think I’m going to take chances? I’m looking out for number one here.

Yesterday: Fearless.

Today: Afraid of fun.