youngmanhattanite:

today:

Need to get over your ex? Call Death Bear
Death Bear – a 7-foot-tall character created by a New York performance artist – is a self-appointed public servant for the brokenhearted. He takes away old photos, letters and socks left over from failed relationships – and as Valentine’s Day nears, his services are in high demand.

Remember the post-Nevermind feeding frenzy of bands getting picked up by major labels and each time you and your friends were like HOLYFUCKINGSHITNOWAY but the ultimate kicker was Atlantic signing The Melvins and you decided everything was OVER and even thought about giving up drugs for good?

Reblogging because I want nothing more than for Deathbear™ to come and take my 2gig iPod. I will continue to talk myself out of however because: a) I have no other way to make personal music portable, and b) I don’t think Deathbear™ would want to come to Park Slope since this is The Neighborhood That Doesn’t Get It.