February 25th, 2010 at 8:39AM

The snowflakes falling in Brooklyn right now are so large it looks like pages turning in a book.

Also: If you masturbate early in the day there’s not much left for you to do in the afternoon.

  1. onefootinthegrave said: drink more water and OJ. You’ll be ready for another go-round in the afternoon.
  2. 6h057 posted this
4 notes #this text was pulled from my memoir Things I Do Before Noon: I can only be so sober
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