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What’s that? Lady Gaga hijacked the sandwich meme? You...

Fri, 12 Mar 2010 08:27:35 -0500

What’s that? Lady Gaga hijacked the sandwich meme?

You have got to fucking be kidding me.

For Matt and Jolie.

Fri, 12 Mar 2010 08:08:41 -0500

For Matt and Jolie.

aberjona: Agent 86 would like a pizza. HOLD UP SUN MY SHOE...

Fri, 12 Mar 2010 07:58:57 -0500

aberjona:

Agent 86 would like a pizza.

HOLD UP SUN

MY SHOE TALKING TO ME

snapalicious: I’ll watch for the fashions. Old school like the Kremlin.

Fri, 12 Mar 2010 07:55:47 -0500

snapalicious:

I’ll watch for the fashions.

Old school like the Kremlin.

This image will haunt me until death. I’m surprisingly...

Fri, 12 Mar 2010 07:49:59 -0500

This image will haunt me until death.

I’m surprisingly cool with that.

For everybody posting about SXSW and Telephone and everything...

Fri, 12 Mar 2010 07:39:10 -0500

For everybody posting about SXSW and Telephone and everything else that needs to be talked about…

This Ja Rule is for you.

Emails From Jolie:

Fri, 12 Mar 2010 07:29:40 -0500

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER TO WAKE UP TO EVER ALSKFHLSKFHLKHFSLKHFLKHFSLKHFLKHFS

LKSAFHLKAHSFLKHSLKFHLK

ALKSFHLKSFHLKHSLKFHs

ALKSHFLKSHFLKHFSLKHFLKFSHlkfh

ALSKFHLSKHFLKSHLKSHLKFHSLFKShlkh

(The [redacted]! DYING! I CANNOT EVEN BEGIN WITH HOW MUCH I AM DYING!!! PAPAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!)

Find out what’s she’s happy about at 8am.

nycthe: How Do You Say ‘Jersey Shore’ in Russian? [The New...

Fri, 12 Mar 2010 07:16:01 -0500

nycthe:

How Do You Say ‘Jersey Shore’ in Russian? [The New York Times]

I’m not sure if people really appreciate how incredible this show is going to be.

I will watch the shit out of that faded gem of a neighborhood populated by Muscovites and their countrymen.

"I explained what a pre-teen was to my grandmother one day, tried to convey why it was so important..."

Fri, 12 Mar 2010 07:12:07 -0500

“I explained what a pre-teen was to my grandmother one day, tried to convey why it was so important to be almost a teenager, to be almost a person. It was a sticky August morning and we were in Bensonhurst, parked in my mom’s car outside the apartment complex where we all lived, just around the corner from the drugstore where I bought Bazooka bubble gum and scratch-off lottery tickets before I was tall enough to see over the counter.
I gestured wildly in the backseat of the car, struggling to form the right words in Russian, and my grandmother chuckled next to me. This made me sigh loudly and lean forward and drape my arms over the hot seat in front of me in melodramatic exasperation, which only made her laugh harder, her eyes twinkling in a way that made me think, back then, she doesn’t understand. In a way that makes me think, now, she remembered what this felt like.”

- diana vilibert: On Remembering What It Felt Like

leoncrawl: Is it too late to put up one of those Kickstarter things for me to get a plane ticket...

Fri, 12 Mar 2010 06:55:02 -0500

leoncrawl:

Is it too late to put up one of those Kickstarter things for me to get a plane ticket for Austin tomorrow? Kinda wanna go.

If only you were being sarcastic this would have been the funniest thing I’ve read all week.

In the morning

Fri, 12 Mar 2010 00:46:23 -0500

At 8am I’m posting a picture requested by Jolie and Matt.

You’re reallllllly gonna have to guess what it’s going to be.

Things I Can Do While Drunk: Walk long distances Photoshop Things I Shouldn’t Do While...

Thu, 11 Mar 2010 23:06:32 -0500

Things I Can Do While Drunk:

Walk long distances
Photoshop

Things I Shouldn’t Do While Being Drunk:

Blog

I found another film production person on the internet.

Thu, 11 Mar 2010 19:16:22 -0500

I found another film production person on the internet.

mdtepsic: This is the cover of April’s issue of Tepsic...

Thu, 11 Mar 2010 19:12:49 -0500

mdtepsic:

This is the cover of April’s issue of Tepsic Magazine.

Somebody give Morgan a TV station or something.

travelin: We’re Going To Toledo! GUYS! Travelin is really...

Thu, 11 Mar 2010 19:04:07 -0500

travelin:

We’re Going To Toledo!

GUYS!

Travelin is really funny!!

BRB

Thu, 11 Mar 2010 16:21:45 -0500

brianvan:

snapalicious:

Lemmie know when SXSW is over. Has it even started?!

SXSW is year round, it just isn’t called that when it’s going on 51 weeks of the year in NYC.

Austin is our Battleship Potemkin, we could sink it but really we would just be sinking ourselves.

bikerfish: Black Cat Awesome!

Thu, 11 Mar 2010 16:08:52 -0500

bikerfish:

Black Cat

Awesome!

"In 15 years it's unlikely that he'll be a scout or a general manager or a player representative. He'll be a corporate executive or a movie star, or something outside hockey."

Thu, 11 Mar 2010 15:30:30 -0500

katiebakes:

ninety9:

Hi, have you heard I’m old? Every time I see ‘Robin Thicke’ I read it as ‘Alan Thicke’

Ha, I do this 100% of the time. But less so because I’m old and more so because Alan Thicke was a FOG (Friend of Gretzky) and that fun fact will NEVER leave my brain.

This was written before I was born, but I feel like I have read it before, probably during the creepy Gretzky OBSESSION phase I went through:

Ugh, I have you both beat. I always think of Robin Quivers ever time I read Robin Thicke’s name.

Pretty much, every day.

Thu, 11 Mar 2010 14:25:33 -0500

Pretty much, every day.

michaelorell: I used to think Foster was the king of backhanded compliments. Turns out that it’s...

Thu, 11 Mar 2010 13:00:13 -0500

michaelorell:

I used to think Foster was the king of backhanded compliments.

Turns out that it’s actually the 9 people who have sent me various pictures of Robin Thicke over the past month that all begin with “Has anyone ever told you…”

You know who you are.

Guess they’re not getting an audit?